Love & Hip Hop Atlanta Recap (the important parts)

      Let me start by saying this show never disappoints. Every week I say it doesn't get more ratchet than this, and every week I end up saying, they really done it now. So this week starts with Kirk & Rasheeda. Rasheeda's mother just rode over Kirk's bike and set it on fire (I love it). after she speeds off he lets Rasheeda know that because that is her mother he will give her a pass but had it been someone else he would've "F**ked them up" I don't believe that for one minute Kirk with your milk dud head ass but okay. Rasheeda tells Kirk that she had been considering divorce and he seems shocked like he didn't have a threesome with hot tub groupies at Benzino's cabin. What bothers me the most about him is he is really trying to act like Rasheeda said : "go have sex with someone else" which she did not.
     Then we go to Erica and Mi Mi at the golf course (random) and Erica is venting to Mi Mi about scrappy and how he lets Momma Dee say what ever she wants to Erica. Then both her and Mi Mi share stories about how both of their babies fathers use money and in Mi Mi's case a BMW to try and control them. Mi Mi then speaks about how she wanted a boob job after nursing the oh so adorable Eva for three years. Though it's not really the type of conversation to have over golf, if they like it I love it.
      Now its time for the real show to start. Joseline has yet again called Stevie to lunch. I could have sworn they lived together but maybe I am imagining things. she goes in her purse and  says she has a surprise for him and my heart dropped because i thought she was going to propose with the ring she bought in the last episode. False Alarm! She pulls out plane tickets and a wad of cash (where the hell she get that from) and tells him she wants to make a music video in Puerto Rico. While Stevie thinks that she is not giving him enough time to get everything together, Joseline says she has it under control so Stevie says he's going to let her be in control. THEN, on the other side of Stevie's double life, he meets Mi Mi for drinks. Pause. Mi Mi pisses me off. She is always saying, "I am not with Stevie, we just co-parent" How does having drinks with this man benefit your daughter? It doesn't. But Stevie tells Mi Mi that he would be going to Puerto Rico to shoot Joseline's music video which Mi Mi doesn't really care about, but wouldn't try to stop it since she gets a cut of the money made from it too. He then gives her a purse and (surprise, surprise) the wad of cash Joseline gave him for her half of the video.  He is the absolute worse, he is Tightening the budget on Joseline's video just so he can try to make Mi Mi happy, not knowing that all Mi Mi is going to do with the money is get a boob job.
      Then a lot of things happen like scrappy goes to rehab, Stevie and Joseline arrive in Puerto Rico, and Rasheeda files for a separation while Kirk wonders what he did that was sooooo bad that Rasheeda wants to leave him. He is an idiot, you are all over the blogs with other women, you always come equipped with a lame excuse and you expect her to want to  stay married to you, and you're doing this while shes pregnant with your child, the child you pretty much told her to get rid of. Nothing that happens after this is really worth speaking about until you get to Karlie Redd. Oh Karlie, Karlie, Karlie. She calls Benzino and gives him a sob story about how her implant is leaking. When he asks what she wants him to do about it she "thinks that maybe he can help finance her new implants" like she is talking about a car loan or something. She promises to "be nice" have sex with him and he agrees to pay for her surgery.
       Now at the end of this episode, Joseline proposed to Stevie and he looks scared as all hell. He looks like he wants to run. I feel so bad for her because she is really trying to settle down with him and for some reason she doesn't see what an asshole he is. Next week is the season finale and we get to see Stevie says yes to joseline's proposal, and Kirk's attempt to get Rasheeda back and hopefully K Michelle will make an appearance because no episode is complete without K.